turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

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When people cut you in the lunch line because they see a friend.

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

hystericarosie:

here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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