when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
when kids stare at you for a long time
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
this is a religious experience
*7th grade boy voice* Yeah I’m lesbian! That means I like girls xD
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime
we cracked the code
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in