the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
im poor ill try it
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
he was a boy, she was a girl, could i make it anymore heteronormative
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
A few weeks ago, I caught this guy, but I haven’t used him at all so i thought i might as well do a giveaway!
His name is Meme because I’m an asshole but I’d gladly change it for the winner!
Reblogs and likes count, and it’s not necessary to be following me, but if you’re going to enter please be okay with trading friend codes with me!
Thank you <3 (Ends March 10th!)
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay