i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
when small children in public stare at you
tryna hug tall people like
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
can’t wait to own dogs with u
yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just
right out the window
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor