i like pokemon and a lot of other things
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
As a defense attorney, I spend most of my time around professional liars. So, you have to work really hard to fool me.
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies
One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
2015 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry
Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
Look at him, he is so happy with himself.