big foot: im real
ppl: we thought u were a myth
big foot: u were myth-taken

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

shinycaterpie:

I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

shinycaterpie:

I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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freddieboychilton:

this is a religious experience

beyoncevevo:

*7th grade boy voice* Yeah I’m lesbian! That means I like girls xD

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

we cracked the code

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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